i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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