Pappa wants mamma naked
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I think I sprained my soul last night
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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