The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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