I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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