is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It's never too late to be topless.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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