There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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