his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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