butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I don't deserve a penis
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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