On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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