Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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