arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
honey bunches of taint.
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dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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