Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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