Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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