Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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