i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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