oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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