I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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