just tell him i said nine months
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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