Nicole vs. Life
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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