I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
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