I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize