So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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