marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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