I must be too annoying 4 u.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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