I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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