Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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