I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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