oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
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It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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