Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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