rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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