she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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