Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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