i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
as a side note pls kill me
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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