all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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