I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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