...so i touched it.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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