question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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