That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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