it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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