I'm drive I can fine osifer
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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