Umm I'm too high to move.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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