Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
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I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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