I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
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I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
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I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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