Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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