I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
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