Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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