what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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