my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
my vag is so smooth its legendary
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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