Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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