Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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