Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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