Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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