So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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